Best of the Best.
Conversation 1:
Kumar: Mendi, did you know Zhi Xiang got girlfriend already?
Mendi: Waaah.... aaah oooh aaaahhoaraaaahh (incoherent noises due to tau huay still inside mouth)
Kumar: Haah? What did you say?
Mendi: *More of the same*
Mendi: Like this I will go all out this year liao. Must get Kip liao. My plan is on the road liao.
Conversation 2:
Me: The Voluntary Police work pays $3.60 per hour.
Mendi: Wah so little ah, I get at least $10 per hour looh
Me: Its not about the money, its about giving back to society mah
Mendi: But $3.60 per hour is still very little loooh, siao ah..
Me: I already said its not about the money la, its about giving back to society
Mendi: I don't owe anything to society loh, I make my own money one loooh
Me: You think without society, you can still drive your van, earn money, walk around safely in the country meh?
*No further response*
Conversation 3:
Mendi: Don't have girlfriend, you don't feel hungry meeh?
Me: I already had 2 relationships in a row loh, I think its a good time for a break.
Mendi: I am hungry for love and affection loh...
I take back what I said about the toilet paper and Mendi's mouth in HK. He is a toilet bowl, always making gurgling incoherent noises and severely full of it.
Of course, the black hole refers to the enigma which our dear Mendi is so intent on uncovering. Namely, women. Because they end up sucking up all your money (if she's vain), time (if she's demanding), energy (if she's intellectual) and other stuff (if she's hot).
Because when the love goes supernova, you are left with a deep darkness that is the polar opposite of what love was. A darkness which reminds you that everything is a linear journey to its end and whether we do have a choice or not, maybe it was all the illusion of a coincidence.
JJ/Ang Heng
8 comments:
Eat beancurd bo jio!!!!!! Same old mendi. Hopefully Zixiang getting attached might spur him on to ruin a gal's life. Lol!!!!!
for Mendi's first line in Conversation 1, you forgot to add *priceless expression on face*
dui hor! priceless expression, eyes wide open in disbelief hahahah
Anonymous: I will jio you next time if I know who you are. I think whichever girl who catches his interest will find her life ruined from that very moment on haha
Ang Heng
Sorry sorry. It was me. I forgot to leave my name again.
Psycho
wtf.. i will ruin gals life merrr..
with my security protection.. everytin will b safe..haha..
Tabi jj hor.. write in wu eh bo eh horrrr..
next time c u.. cfm break ur legs
MENDI
Tapi girls only want security la, maybe they want other things leh, like personality, charm and charisma.
I'm sure Psycho can elaborate on that. Eh Psycho, come out with us one of these days leh, miss your ti siaoing haha
Ang Heng
Of cos i got other gd things la..
no nd to say out so much
MENDI
no need to say one, whether got good things or not, people know one
people judge us by our actions.
an honest person displays it through his sincerity in daily life, a capable person exhibits it through success and confidence.
So, the conclusion is to live your life to its fullest, give everything your best, the rest will take care of itself.
Ang Heng
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